Thank God I am not! - by Vinay Kalap!

Thank God I am not in Air Force; I would have died in MiG21 crash

Thank God I am not a Delhiite; I would have been crushed by the Blueline Bus

Thank God I don’t travel by Metro; I would have been killed by faulty construction

Thank God I am not a rich businessman; I would have been killed at Taj or Oberoi

Thank God I don’t travel by train; I would have been killed in the bomb blast

Thank God I don’t live in Bihar, Andhra or Kerala, I would been killed by floods

Thank God I am not a sailor; I would have been killed by pirates

Thank God I am not a railway motorman; I would have been killed due to water pipe falling on me

Thank God I am not a poultry farmer; I would have been killed due to bird flu

Thank God I am not a school student in Pune; I would have been killed due to unavailability of timely treatment for swine flu

Thank God I am unemployed; I would have drowned in the rains, killed in blasts or killed due to poor construction.

Never once in the above incidents have a politician died, and now I aspire to become a politician. At least then I will die a normal death.

Jai Hind!!